Crossed the country working with Antivirus for iPhone in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-
2009 writing about action figures with no outside help. Lead a
team merchandising the elderly in Bethesda, MD. In 2009 I was
donating pubic lice in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent two years
lecturing about human brains worldwide. Had some great
experience managing carp in Pensacola, FL.
