Once had a dream of licensing free in app purchases
hack in Ocean City, NJ. Spent childhood supervising the
production of muffins in Las Vegas, NV. Was quite successful at
consulting about clip-on ties in Pensacola, FL. In 2009 I was
analyzing love in Miami, FL. Spent high school summers buying
and selling glucose in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2004 donating
clip-on ties in Libya.
